Well apparently a few other people who were sent the Coraline dunks have been selling them on eBay, too. It just doesn’t make sense to me why someone would want to, whether they are a fan of the book/movie or not. It’s an awesome design.
The reason I was going to burn them is because they are too cool for any one person to possess. I didn’t feel worthy. So like a dead Viking, I thought I would send them to heaven where they belong.