
So it was recently announced that Warner has given the go-ahead on the creation of Lost Boys 3…. and in the words of my buddy G:
“For those wondering, Dario Piana will direct the new “Lost Boys 3 – The Thirst” written by Evan Charnov…. And of course it’s made to go straight to DVD again. Check please!”
…Sigh. After the flop of the second movie, why couldn’t they just leave it alone?
While I am on this sort of topic, I would just like to state, again, how pissed I am that they’re trying to remake The Crow. Allow me to summarize things for you:
- The Crow – Awesome classic with a great soundtrack, as well as great score.
- The Crow: City of Angels – Alright for a sequel. Mia Kirshner was the highlight, along with some of the imagery. The soundtrack was alright, as well. Score wasn’t as good as the original, but still awesome. Go Graeme Revell!
- The Crow: Stairway to Heaven (THE SHOW) – SUCKED BALLS.
- The Crow: Salvation – Sucked, sucked, and… oh yeah! SUCKED.
- The Crow: Wicked Prayer – Okay, first of all, here’s the cast: David Boreanaz, Tara Reid, and EDDIE FURLONG. Do I really need to go on? Oh, and how was “the Crow face” done in this one? VIA SHARPIE. Not even joking. Completely serious. A freakin’ SHARPIE MARKER.
So now they wanna remake the first movie.
Dude. GIVE IT A REST. You’ve already completely ruined everything about the Crow franchise… just… stoppppp….











